Two and a Half Men

  • 2003

La vida de un soltero empedernido cambia del día a la noche con la llegada de su joven sobrino que se instala en su departamento en Malibú, California.

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Season 11

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Ep11 Taze In The Lady Nuts
Ep10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Ep9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Ep8 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
Ep7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Ep6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Ep5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Ep4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Ep3 The Unblessed Biscuit
Ep2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Ep1 Nangnangnangnang
Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot
Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Daddy's Got A Healthy Flavor Stick
West Side Story
Welcome Home, Jake
How To Get Rid Of Alan Harper
Cab Fare And A Bottle Of Penicillin
Three Fingers Of Créme De Menthe
Bite Me, Supreme Court

Season 10

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Mr. And Mrs. Cankersore
Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
My Bodacious Vidalia
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Bazinga! That's From A Tv Show
Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
The 9:04 From Pemberton
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Grab A Feather And Get In Line
Welcome To Alancrest
Give Santa A Tail-Hole
One Nut Johnson
I Scream When I Pee
Something My Gynecologist Said
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Ferrets, Attack!
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
You Know What the Lollipop Is For
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
A Big Bag of Dog
I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 9

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
People Who Love Peepholes
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Why We Gave Up Women
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Grandma's Pie
Palmdale, Ech
The War Against Gingivitis
Not In My Mouth!
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
A Possum on Chemo
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
A Lovely Landing Strip
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Frodo's Headshots
Thanks for the Intercourse
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
The Squat and Hover
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Nine Magic Fingers
Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 8

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
That Darn Priest
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dead from the Waist Down
Ow, Ow Don't Stop
A Good Time in Central Africa
Springtime on a Stick
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 7

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Gumby with a Pokey
I Called Him Magoo
Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
I Found Your Moustache
Tinkle Like a Princess
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Crude and Uncalled For
Yay, No Polyps
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Warning, It's Dirty
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
Untainted by Filth
Give Me Your Thumb
For the Sake of the Child
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Mmm, Fish. Yum
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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Season 6

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Above Exalted Cyclops
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
The Two Finger Rule
My Son's Enormous Head
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
I Think You Offended Don
Thank God for Scoliosis
The Devil's Lube
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
The Mooch at the Boo
Pinocchio's Mouth
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
It's Always Nazi Week
A Jock Strap in Hell
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Pie Hole, Herb
Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 5

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Waiting for the Right Snapper
If My Hole Could Talk
Fish in a Drawer
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Winky-Dink Time
The Soil Is Moist
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Meander to Your Dander
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Tight's Good
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
City of Great Racks
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 4

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Prostitutes and Gelato
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
It Never Rains in Hooterville
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Young People Have Phlegm Too
My Damn Stalker
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Walnuts and Demerol
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Release the Dogs
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Apologies for the Frivolity
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
A Pot Smoking Monkey
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Who's Vod Kanockers
Working for Caligula

Season 3

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Arguments for the Quickie
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
And the Plot Moistens
The Spit-covered Cobbler
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Ergo, the Booty Call
My Tongue Is Meat
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
That Special Tug
Santa's Village of the Damned
Something Salty and Twisted
Madame and Her Special Friend
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Hi, Mr. Horned One
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 2

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
It Was 'Mame,' Mom
Woo-hoo, A Hernia Exam!
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
A Lungful of Alan
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Yes, Monsignor
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
A Kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Bad News from the Clinic?
Go Get Mommy's Bra
A Bag Full of Jawea
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Back Off, Mary Poppins

Season 1

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Can You Feel My Finger?
Just Like Buffalo
My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
That Was Saliva, Alan
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Camel Filters And Pheremones
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Merry Thanksgiving
Phase One, Complete
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Big Flappy Bastards
Pilot Episode

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Kissing Abe Lincoln
She's A Muffin Golly Moses
Back Off, Mary Poppins
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Chapter 18
It's Retarded Love Isn't Blind
Chapter 2
Maratón de 'Two and a Half Men'
That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite
I Scream When I pee
Pilot
Back Off Mary Poppins
Back Off Mary Poppins
Why We Gave Up Women
Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
Unfortunate Little Schnauser, The
Ferrets, Attack !
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
Sleep tight pudding
TBA - Viewer's Choice
Something My Gynecologist Said
A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Can You Eat Human Flesh?
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Back Off Mary Poppins
Camel Filters And Pheremones
And The 'it' Hole
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
We Call It Mr. Pinky
Pilot Episode

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